As part of his new Coronavirus task force, President Donald Trump appointed Mr. Clean as the head of the defunct U.S. Sanitary Commission.
Amid mass protests and against all semblance of logic, President Donald J. Trump presented Cobra Commander; arch-nemesis of G.I. Joe, with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
In a landmark decision made Monday Morning, the United States Congress outlawed the production and release of further Land Before Time films.
According to a conservative woman, their family dog was caught with a sample ballot and was planning to vote for Joe Biden.
During a recent televised public address, a menacing vulture landed on Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s podium.
With growing deficits and spending cuts forecast, the FHA announced it will begin selling naming rights to all federal interstate highways.
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