Meal subscription service Freshly introduces new “Freshly Broke” discount cuisine delivery for recently-destitute singles with major depression.
Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden announced he had made his selection for his 2020 Vice Presidential running mate – an apple pie.
Recent reports indicate that the failure to replace a child’s expired car seat has resulted in the death of a toddler who consumed a portion of the outdated vehicular safety device.
In a surprising announcement, Democratic politician Hillary Clinton has announced her retirement from politics to open her dream cafe – The Blue Waffle.
American multinational cereal manufacturing Kellogg’s has announced production of a new cereal called “Oops All Foreskin”.
According to a conservative woman, their family dog was caught with a sample ballot and was planning to vote for Joe Biden.
During a recent televised public address, a menacing vulture landed on Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s podium.
With growing deficits and spending cuts forecast, the FHA announced it will begin selling naming rights to all federal interstate highways.
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