Meal subscription service Freshly introduces new “Freshly Broke” discount cuisine delivery for recently-destitute singles with major depression.
Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden announced he had made his selection for his 2020 Vice Presidential running mate – an apple pie.
Recent reports indicate that the failure to replace a child’s expired car seat has resulted in the death of a toddler who consumed a portion of the outdated vehicular safety device.
In a surprising announcement, Democratic politician Hillary Clinton has announced her retirement from politics to open her dream cafe – The Blue Waffle.
American multinational cereal manufacturing Kellogg’s has announced production of a new cereal called “Oops All Foreskin”.
Once AI is implemented we’re gonna have a national security issue on our hands & wangs. Sit tight humanity. The fuck bots are cumming to a store near you.
According to a recent announcement by President Donald Trump, buying your very own “My Pillow” may help cure coronavirus.
According to a conservative woman, their family dog was caught with a sample ballot and was planning to vote for Joe Biden.
During a recent televised public address, a menacing vulture landed on Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s podium.
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