Reality Check – Being a Woman Fucking Sucks!
Women are great. We smell wonderful and look like a million bucks. But sometimes, being a woman just plain SUCKS. Let’s go through the reasons why!
Nancy Pelosi’s Top 5 Beauty Secrets Revealed (You Won’T Believe Number 4!)
Find out the top 5 beauty secrets that Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi uses to maintain her youthful, vibrant look!
Charmin Unveils New Toilet Paper Roll With 35% More Paisleys
You’ve Tried the Rest, Now Try the Best!
At Best Hair Transplant in Redondo Beach, we’re on a mission to be an industry disruptor. We’re here to make high-quality hair transplants and hair restoration affordable for everyone.
Trump Pardons Joe Exotic in Desperate Bid for “the Gay Vote”
In a desperate bid to secure “the gay vote” in the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump announced he would pardon Tiger King Joe Exotic.
“The Fuckening” – Fuck Bots of the Future, Today!
Once AI is implemented we’re gonna have a national security issue on our hands & wangs. Sit tight humanity. The fuck bots are cumming to a store near you.
Donald Trump – “My Pillow” May Cure Coronavirus
According to a recent announcement by President Donald Trump, buying your very own “My Pillow” may help cure coronavirus.
Family Dog Caught In Possession of Sample Ballot
According to a conservative woman, their family dog was caught with a sample ballot and was planning to vote for Joe Biden.
Vulture Lands on Biden’s Podium During Televised Campaign Speech
During a recent televised public address, a menacing vulture landed on Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s podium.
National Strippers’ Union to Phase out Police Uniforms
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