According to a recent announcement by President Donald Trump, buying your very own “My Pillow” may help cure coronavirus.
Amid Calls from Liberals, Spic and Span Cleaning Products to Change Name and Logo to Something More Ethnically Sensitive
Spic and Span has announced they will change their name and logo, acknowledging the brand’s origins rooted in racial hatred of Latinos.
With the phased reopening of businesses in the state of Nevada underway, the Nevada sex industry is prepping its own guidelines for reopening its members’ doors.
Meal subscription service Freshly introduces new “Freshly Broke” discount cuisine delivery for recently-destitute singles with major depression.
In a surprising announcement, Democratic politician Hillary Clinton has announced her retirement from politics to open her dream cafe – The Blue Waffle.
According to sources, former U.S. National Security Advisor John Bolton has taken a position with KFC portraying Colonel Sanders.
After several months of beta testing, Boost Mobile’s virtual assistant “Shaniqua” is officially making her debut on the cellular company’s platform.
Facebook users awoke to find every piece of content they’d ever posted had been flagged for violations of community standards, and consequently, they had been banned from the platform indefinitely.
After a grueling month of corporate pandering, virtue signaling, and cause marketing, many corporate executives admit they’re happy that Pride Month has finally ended.
According to a conservative woman, their family dog was caught with a sample ballot and was planning to vote for Joe Biden.
During a recent televised public address, a menacing vulture landed on Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s podium.
With growing deficits and spending cuts forecast, the FHA announced it will begin selling naming rights to all federal interstate highways.
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