Tampa, Florida – In a stunning announcement that has shocked the country, American animal rights activist and owner of Big Cat Rescue Carole Baskin announced Wednesday afternoon that she had orchestrated and successfully carried out the murder of Jeffrey Epstein. Baskin’s announcement has confirmed a number of conspiracy theories floating around the internet for the past 8 months.
As many folks are aware, the sudden and suspicious events surrounding the apparent suicide of financier and convicted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein have received much press since his death on August 10th, 2019. While the official story stated that Epstein took his own life, many presumed that his death had been a plot to protect others who may have been implicated, should he testify in court. In fact, Epstein’s death was so controversial that #EpsteinDidntKillHimself began trending all over Facebook and Twitter. Additionally, a slew of memes began flooding the internet and still do to this day.
The Interview with Carole Baskin
In an exclusive online interview, a reporter from Content Spew reached out to Carole Baskin to ask her some questions. “After the release of Tiger King brought my husband’s disappearance to light, I knew it was time to admit what I had done. So yes, it’s all true. I take full responsibility for the murder of Jeffrey Epstein,” said Baskin.
Carole explained how she successfully infiltrated the Metropolitan Correctional Center cleverly disguised as a tiger. Baskin claims she waited in the shower for Epstein, and when his back was turned, she pounced. “Before I attacked him, I disabled the two cameras in front of his cell and those in the shower. Then I took a sheet and strangled him.” Filled with rage and an insatiable lust for blood, Carole Baskin claims she then dragged him back to his cell, strung him up, and watched the life drain from his eyes. “After everything was said and done, and with catlike stealth, I jumped out the window and went about my business.”
“The man was a monster and deserved to die for what he had done,” said Baskin. “However, I didn’t do it out of revenge for his victims. I just felt like killing someone. I don’t know. It seemed like a good idea at the time. However, I played no role in the disappearance of my husband Don in 1997. And I certainly didn’t place him in a meat grinder and feed him to tigers. That’s just absurd.”
“Carole Baskin claims she then drug him back to his cell, strung him up, and watched the life drain from his eyes”
Unless you mean he was drugged with medications, I think the correct work is dragged ?
Oh!! Good call!