DeVry University has tapped Trump Organization Vice President/COO and Twitter punching bag Eric Trump to deliver the commencement address to its graduating class of 2020.
Boise, Idaho - Late Thursday afternoon, a local pervert took to Twitter to express his disappointment in his free PornHub Premium Membership. Matthew Horton, a janitor at a local Chuck E. Cheese, told his 8 followers that his experience with the online pornography...
After several months of beta testing, Boost Mobile’s virtual assistant “Shaniqua” is officially making her debut on the cellular company’s platform.
Facebook users awoke to find every piece of content they’d ever posted had been flagged for violations of community standards, and consequently, they had been banned from the platform indefinitely.
In a desperate bid to secure “the gay vote” in the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump announced he would pardon Tiger King Joe Exotic.
Once AI is implemented we’re gonna have a national security issue on our hands & wangs. Sit tight humanity. The fuck bots are cumming to a store near you.
According to a recent announcement by President Donald Trump, buying your very own “My Pillow” may help cure coronavirus.
According to a conservative woman, their family dog was caught with a sample ballot and was planning to vote for Joe Biden.
During a recent televised public address, a menacing vulture landed on Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s podium.
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