Local Man Stunned to Learn “Babe: Pig in the City” Not About a Cop
A local Washington man was stunned to learn that the film, “Babe: Pig in the City” was, in fact, not about a police officer.
“Reno 911: The Opera!” To Debut August 12
The Sparks Metropolitan Theatre Company has begun rehearsals for an operatic adaptation of Comedy Central’s hit series Reno 911.
Nevada Brothels Prepare to Offer Social Distanced Services Upon Reopening
With the phased reopening of businesses in the state of Nevada underway, the Nevada sex industry is prepping its own guidelines for reopening its members’ doors.
Project Runway’s Tim Gunn Set to Host Coronavirus Fashion Show
Marc Yaffee – An Alaskan Tour to Remember
After 20 years in stand-up comedy, with shows in 43 states and 11 countries, I would definitely rank my latest Alaskan tour among my favorite weeks in my comedy career.
Marc Yaffee: Tis’ the Season for Clean Comedy
Are you looking to hire a clean stand-up comic for your corporate event, private party, or holiday party? Great job! You’ve made a wise choice!
Marc Yaffee: Temporary Stardom
Cruise ship comedy is a peculiar form of entertainment. It has the power to propel a relative unknown from obscurity to mini-stardom and back to anonymity all in one week.
Facebook Pulls All Content, Bans Everyone Indefinitely
Facebook users awoke to find every piece of content they’d ever posted had been flagged for violations of community standards, and consequently, they had been banned from the platform indefinitely.
DJ Flume – “I Have Pink Eye”
Australian DJ and record producer Harley Edward Streten, known professionally as Flume, announced late Wednesday evening that he has contracted a severe case of pink eye.
Trump Pardons Joe Exotic in Desperate Bid for “the Gay Vote”
In a desperate bid to secure “the gay vote” in the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump announced he would pardon Tiger King Joe Exotic.
“The Fuckening” – Fuck Bots of the Future, Today!
Once AI is implemented we’re gonna have a national security issue on our hands & wangs. Sit tight humanity. The fuck bots are cumming to a store near you.
Donald Trump – “My Pillow” May Cure Coronavirus
According to a recent announcement by President Donald Trump, buying your very own “My Pillow” may help cure coronavirus.
Family Dog Caught In Possession of Sample Ballot
According to a conservative woman, their family dog was caught with a sample ballot and was planning to vote for Joe Biden.
Vulture Lands on Biden’s Podium During Televised Campaign Speech
During a recent televised public address, a menacing vulture landed on Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s podium.
National Strippers’ Union to Phase out Police Uniforms
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