Category: Activism
Washington Redskins Change Name to Washington Foreskins
In an effort to assuage people offended by the term Redskins, the NFL team in Washington made a decision to change their name to the Foreskins.
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Amid Calls from Liberals, Spic and Span Cleaning Products to Change Name and Logo to Something More Ethnically Sensitive
Spic and Span has announced they will change their name and logo, acknowledging the brand’s origins rooted in racial hatred of Latinos.
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Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick Sacrifices Self to Volcano
After his pleas to save the U.S. economy fell on deaf ears, Dan Patrick threw himself into the Mauna Loa volcano in Hawaii.
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“Birdie Sanders” Comes Clean in New Tell-all Book
In a scathing new tell-all book, a bird affectionately known to some as “Birdie Sanders” claims he was hired by the senator’s presidential campaign as a ploy to lend credibility to Sanders’ 2016 presidential bid.
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FDA Set to Ban Stem Cell Vaping
Amid growing health and safety concerns for the public, the United States’ Food and Drug Administration has announced plans to ban the recent practice of stem cell vaping.
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Disgruntled Lesbians & Genderqueer Activists Burn Dave Chappelle at the Stake
On Monday evening, a coven of disgruntled lesbians and genderqueer activists kidnapped Dave Chappelle from his home and burned the helpless comic at the stake.
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