Local Man Stunned to Learn “Babe: Pig in the City” Not About a Cop
A local Washington man was stunned to learn that the film, “Babe: Pig in the City” was, in fact, not about a police officer.
Harvey Weinstein Spontaneously Combusts
After a 23 year sentence, recovering from major back surgery, heart issues, and after contracting the Coronavirus, Harvey Weinstein spontaneously combusted on his way back to prison.
Batman Contracts the Covid-19 Coronavirus
In a shocking announcement, a publicist representing beloved superhero Batman seems to have contracted the Covid-19 coronavirus.
Robert Pattinson Cast to Play Harriet Tubman in Upcoming Film
After an extensive casting search, actor Robert Pattinson has been cast to play the iconic role of Harriet Tubman in the upcoming feature-length film.
Congress Unanimously Passes Law Outlawing Release of Further “Land Before Time” Films
In a landmark decision made Monday Morning, the United States Congress outlawed the production and release of further Land Before Time films.
Trump Pardons Joe Exotic in Desperate Bid for “the Gay Vote”
In a desperate bid to secure “the gay vote” in the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump announced he would pardon Tiger King Joe Exotic.
“The Fuckening” – Fuck Bots of the Future, Today!
Once AI is implemented we’re gonna have a national security issue on our hands & wangs. Sit tight humanity. The fuck bots are cumming to a store near you.
Donald Trump – “My Pillow” May Cure Coronavirus
According to a recent announcement by President Donald Trump, buying your very own “My Pillow” may help cure coronavirus.
Family Dog Caught In Possession of Sample Ballot
According to a conservative woman, their family dog was caught with a sample ballot and was planning to vote for Joe Biden.
Vulture Lands on Biden’s Podium During Televised Campaign Speech
During a recent televised public address, a menacing vulture landed on Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s podium.
National Strippers’ Union to Phase out Police Uniforms
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