How do you make sure you’re doing this whole parenting thing right? Fear not! I’m here to answer all those questions and more.
Recent reports indicate that the failure to replace a child’s expired car seat has resulted in the death of a toddler who consumed a portion of the outdated vehicular safety device.
In a landmark decision made Monday Morning, the United States Congress outlawed the production and release of further Land Before Time films.
In a desperate bid to secure “the gay vote” in the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump announced he would pardon Tiger King Joe Exotic.
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According to a recent announcement by President Donald Trump, buying your very own “My Pillow” may help cure coronavirus.
According to a conservative woman, their family dog was caught with a sample ballot and was planning to vote for Joe Biden.
During a recent televised public address, a menacing vulture landed on Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s podium.
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