Donald Trump Appoints Mr. Clean to Head Sanitation commission
As part of his new Coronavirus task force, President Donald Trump appointed Mr. Clean as the head of the defunct U.S. Sanitary Commission.
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Category: Animation
Cobra Commander Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom
Amid mass protests and against all semblance of logic, President Donald J. Trump presented Cobra Commander; arch-nemesis of G.I. Joe, with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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Congress Unanimously Passes Law Outlawing Release of Further “Land Before Time” Films
In a landmark decision made Monday Morning, the United States Congress outlawed the production and release of further Land Before Time films.
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