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Hillary Clinton Retires From Politics to Open “Blue Waffle” Cafe
In a surprising announcement, Democratic politician Hillary Clinton has announced her retirement from politics to open her dream cafe – The Blue Waffle.
After DOW Jones Collapse, President Donald J. Trump Shot into the Sun
After the DOW Jones lost over 1,000 points, sitting president Donald J. Trump was loaded into a very big cannon and shot into the sun.
Tupac’s Hologram Gunned Down in Las Vegas
KFC Hires John Bolton to Portray Colonel Sanders in New Ad Campaign
According to sources, former U.S. National Security Advisor John Bolton has taken a position with KFC portraying Colonel Sanders.
Marc Yaffee – An Alaskan Tour to Remember
After 20 years in stand-up comedy, with shows in 43 states and 11 countries, I would definitely rank my latest Alaskan tour among my favorite weeks in my comedy career.
Tyler Perry Gives Away Last Dollar on Facebook
Ukrainian President Rates Trump’s Call a “C+ at Best”
SCANDAL! – Bernie Sanders Buys 4th House
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Washington Redskins Change Name to Washington Foreskins
In an effort to assuage people offended by the term Redskins, the NFL team in Washington made a decision to change their name to the Foreskins.
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