Author: Alex Chambers
Barely Conscious Joe Biden Found Trapped Under Pile of Dirty Laundry
After #WhereIsJoe began trending on Twitter last Friday, concerned friends and family requested...
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In a shocking announcement, a publicist representing beloved superhero Batman seems to have contracted the Covid-19 coronavirus.
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Cobra Commander Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom
Amid mass protests and against all semblance of logic, President Donald J. Trump presented Cobra Commander; arch-nemesis of G.I. Joe, with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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