#1 – Sleeping in Formaldehyde

#2 – Stem Cells from Fetal Tissue

While fetal tissue cells have fallen out of vogue, that doesn’t mean they aren’t still the creme de la creme.

#3 – Nightly Bondo Face Mask

“Sometimes my nose just falls right off my face.”

#4 – Vodka, and Lots of it!

#5 – Bathing in Donkey Milk