Category: Celebrities
Kennedy Family Agrees to Sterilize all Remaining Members
After yet another tragedy, the remaining members of the Kennedy family announced they’d be sterilizing themselves in order to put an end to their cursed bloodline.
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Carole Baskin – “I Killed Jeffrey Epstein”
In a shocking announcement on Wednesday afternoon, Carole Baskin, owner of Big Cat Rescue, announced she had orchestrated and successfully carried out the murder of Jeffrey Epstein.
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“Birdie Sanders” Comes Clean in New Tell-all Book
In a scathing new tell-all book, a bird affectionately known to some as “Birdie Sanders” claims he was hired by the senator’s presidential campaign as a ploy to lend credibility to Sanders’ 2016 presidential bid.
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Daft Punk Announces Free Live Stream Set Taking place at the Trash Fence
In light of the Covid-19 Coronavirus, famed electronic music duo Daft Punk will host a FREE live stream set at the trash fence in Black Rock City, NV.
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Harvey Weinstein Spontaneously Combusts
After a 23 year sentence, recovering from major back surgery, heart issues, and after contracting the Coronavirus, Harvey Weinstein spontaneously combusted on his way back to prison.
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Donald Trump Proposes Sharing Needles to Cut Down on Costs
On Saturday, President Donald Trump suggested intravenous drug users begin sanitizing and sharing needles to cut down on costs and conserve those in short supply.
Read MoreBatman Contracts the Covid-19 Coronavirus
In a shocking announcement, a publicist representing beloved superhero Batman seems to have contracted the Covid-19 coronavirus.
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Hillary Clinton Retires From Politics to Open “Blue Waffle” Cafe
In a surprising announcement, Democratic politician Hillary Clinton has announced her retirement from politics to open her dream cafe – The Blue Waffle.
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After DOW Jones Collapse, President Donald J. Trump Shot into the Sun
After the DOW Jones lost over 1,000 points, sitting president Donald J. Trump was loaded into a very big cannon and shot into the sun.
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