Freshly Meal Subscription Service introduces New “Freshly Broke” Discount cuisine
Meal subscription service Freshly introduces new “Freshly Broke” discount cuisine delivery for recently-destitute singles with major depression.
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Category: Dining
Joe Biden Selects Apple Pie As Vice Presidential Running Mate
Democratic presidential frontrunner Joe Biden announced he had made his selection for his 2020 Vice Presidential running mate – an apple pie.
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Local Child Dies After Consuming Expired Car Seat
Recent reports indicate that the failure to replace a child’s expired car seat has resulted in the death of a toddler who consumed a portion of the outdated vehicular safety device.
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Hillary Clinton Retires From Politics to Open “Blue Waffle” Cafe
In a surprising announcement, Democratic politician Hillary Clinton has announced her retirement from politics to open her dream cafe – The Blue Waffle.
Read MoreKellogg’s Introduces “Oops All Foreskin” Cereal
American multinational cereal manufacturing Kellogg’s has announced production of a new cereal called “Oops All Foreskin”.
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