“The Fuckening” – Fuck Bots of the Future, Today!
Once AI is implemented we’re gonna have a national security issue on our hands & wangs. Sit tight humanity. The fuck bots are cumming to a store near you.
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Category: Products
Donald Trump – “My Pillow” May Cure Coronavirus
According to a recent announcement by President Donald Trump, buying your very own “My Pillow” may help cure coronavirus.
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Trump Sex Dolls Set To Debut at 2020 EXXXOTICA Expo
Sex toy start-up, Exotica Blue, announced it will launch its line of Donald Trump sex dolls at this year’s EXXXOTICA Sex Expo.
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Amid Calls from Liberals, Spic and Span Cleaning Products to Change Name and Logo to Something More Ethnically Sensitive
Spic and Span has announced they will change their name and logo, acknowledging the brand’s origins rooted in racial hatred of Latinos.
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Local Child Dies After Consuming Expired Car Seat
Recent reports indicate that the failure to replace a child’s expired car seat has resulted in the death of a toddler who consumed a portion of the outdated vehicular safety device.
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K-Y Introduces New Kosher Personal Lubricant
Just in time for Passover, personal lubricant producer K-Y rolled out their new line of Kosher-certified silicone and water-based sex jellies.
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KFC Hires John Bolton to Portray Colonel Sanders in New Ad Campaign
According to sources, former U.S. National Security Advisor John Bolton has taken a position with KFC portraying Colonel Sanders.
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