Trump Pardons Joe Exotic in Desperate Bid for “the Gay Vote”
In a desperate bid to secure “the gay vote” in the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump announced he would pardon Tiger King Joe Exotic.
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Donald Trump – “My Pillow” May Cure Coronavirus
According to a recent announcement by President Donald Trump, buying your very own “My Pillow” may help cure coronavirus.
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Trump Sex Dolls Set To Debut at 2020 EXXXOTICA Expo
Sex toy start-up, Exotica Blue, announced it will launch its line of Donald Trump sex dolls at this year’s EXXXOTICA Sex Expo.
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Donald Trump Appoints Mr. Clean to Head Sanitation commission
As part of his new Coronavirus task force, President Donald Trump appointed Mr. Clean as the head of the defunct U.S. Sanitary Commission.
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Donald Trump – “Boofing Hand Sanitizer May Cure Coronavirus”
After yet another failed attempt at finding a cure for the Coronavirus, Donald Trump suggested that “boofing hand sanitizer” may be the answer.
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Donald Trump Misspells Name on COVID-19 Stimulus Checks
After demanding his signature be placed on the COVID-19 stimulus checks, staffers realized Trump had misspelled his name.
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Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick Sacrifices Self to Volcano
After his pleas to save the U.S. economy fell on deaf ears, Dan Patrick threw himself into the Mauna Loa volcano in Hawaii.
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Comedy Writers Exhausted Trying to Keep Up With Trump
With the endless amount of nonsensical things that comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth, satirical comedy writers are beginning to suffer from exhaustion.
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Donald Trump Proposes Sharing Needles to Cut Down on Costs
On Saturday, President Donald Trump suggested intravenous drug users begin sanitizing and sharing needles to cut down on costs and conserve those in short supply.
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Cobra Commander Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom
Amid mass protests and against all semblance of logic, President Donald J. Trump presented Cobra Commander; arch-nemesis of G.I. Joe, with the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
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After DOW Jones Collapse, President Donald J. Trump Shot into the Sun
After the DOW Jones lost over 1,000 points, sitting president Donald J. Trump was loaded into a very big cannon and shot into the sun.
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