Mayor Carolyn Goodman Begins Strangling Las Vegas Residents to Death
After her embarrassing suggestion to reopen the city of Las Vegas was met with scorn and ridicule, Mayor Carolyn Goodman began strangling random citizens to death.
Read More
Tag: Las Vegas
Pat Robertson Attributes Las Vegas Grasshopper Invasion to “Pact with Satan”
An invasion of grasshoppers descended on Las Vegas this past week, taking over the Strip and several of the city’s most popular tourist spots, including the night skies above the Luxor hotel and casino. And right on cue, televangelist Pat Robertson was ready to play the blame game.
Read More