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Daft Punk Announces Free Live Stream Set Taking place at the Trash Fence
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Donald Trump Proposes Sharing Needles to Cut Down on Costs
On Saturday, President Donald Trump suggested intravenous drug users begin sanitizing and sharing needles to cut down on costs and conserve those in short supply.
FDA Set to Ban Stem Cell Vaping
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Disgruntled Lesbians & Genderqueer Activists Burn Dave Chappelle at the Stake
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“Playa Lung” Class Action Lawsuit Filed After Annual Burning Man Festival Comes to a Close
Early Tuesday morning, a local Reno-based law firm filed a class-action lawsuit against The Burning Man Project; the non-profit organization that produces the annual Burning Man festival.
Corporations Relieved Pride Month Has Come To An End
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