Ask Emily – “A Feisty Little Puss”
“My cat is very demanding to me during the time of this quarantine. She has taken to meowing incessantly in my face at all hours of the night. What’s a girl to do?”
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Ask Emily – “Show Me the Money”
Posted by Emily Bourbon | Apr 1, 2020 | Ask Emily |
“Do you have any idea how long unemployment takes?? And do you also know which day of the week unemployment is given?”
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Posted by Emily Bourbon | Mar 31, 2020 | Ask Emily |
“I have no interest in watching Tiger King. In fact, the more I hear about it, the less I want to watch it. Does this make me un-American?”
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