“Playa Lung” Class Action Lawsuit Filed After Annual Burning Man Festival Comes to a Close
Early Tuesday morning, a local Reno-based law firm filed a class-action lawsuit against The Burning Man Project; the non-profit organization that produces the annual Burning Man festival.
100th Instagram Influencer Falls Into Grand Canyon This Year
Local authorities and park rangers have confirmed that the 100th Instagram influencer has fallen to their death this year.
Mexicans Collectively Admit “We Are Talking Shit About You”
Since the dawn of time, white people the world over have questioned if Spanish-speaking Mexicans were, in fact, talking shit about them behind their backs. Today, in a historic announcement, all Mexicans collectively admitted that, yes, they are.
Internet Running Dangerously Low On Memes
Yelp Beats Out Monsanto For Coveted “World’s Most Hated Company” Award
Comedy on a Cruise Ship
I’m on the Holland America Oosterdam doing four weeks of comedy shows in Southeast Alaska. Over 3,000 people from 40 plus countries are working and vacationing together on one ship each week.
California Going Too Far with Medical Regulations
California medical regulations are needlessly complicating the process for business owners, doctors, and patients; all under the guise of safety.
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Washington Redskins Change Name to Washington Foreskins
In an effort to assuage people offended by the term Redskins, the NFL team in Washington made a decision to change their name to the Foreskins.
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