FOX Announces New Show “Pedophile Island” to Begin Filming at Jeffrey Epstein’s Property
Early this morning, the Fox Network announced they would begin filming their hot new reality show Pedophile Island next Saturday.
Joe Rogan Set to Moderate UFC Fight Between Donald Trump & Bernie Sanders
Marc Yaffee – A Comedy Force to be Reckoned With
With 2019 beginning to wind down and 2020 on the horizon, it’s time to recognize a comedian who’s made big strides and an even bigger impact on the comedy scene this year. That man is Marc Yaffee.
Robert Pattinson Cast to Play Harriet Tubman in Upcoming Film
After an extensive casting search, actor Robert Pattinson has been cast to play the iconic role of Harriet Tubman in the upcoming feature-length film.
Comedy in a Divided Nation
No one doubts the United States of America is a socially frayed nation. We are struggling to find unity and common ground in an era of contradicting values, hyper-partisan politics and a toxic 24/7 news and social media cycle.
Presidential Hopeful Bernie Sanders Shits Pants on Stage
On Tuesday morning, sources confirmed that 2020 Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders had crapped his pants on stage at a political rally the night before.
Donald Trump Awards Self Nobel Peace Prize After Single-handedly Stopping Bombing of Iran
Today, U.S. President Donald Trump officially presented himself with the highly esteemed Nobel Prize for Peace.
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Federal Highway Administration To Sell Interstate Naming Rights
With growing deficits and spending cuts forecast, the FHA announced it will begin selling naming rights to all federal interstate highways.
Government Subsidized “Karen” program Offers Free Name Changes to Avoid Public Distain
National Apple Lobby Releases Ad Campaign Aimed at Distancing Fruit’s Comparison to Police
Washington Redskins Change Name to Washington Foreskins
In an effort to assuage people offended by the term Redskins, the NFL team in Washington made a decision to change their name to the Foreskins.
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