Congress Unanimously Passes Law Outlawing Release of Further “Land Before Time” Films
In a landmark decision made Monday Morning, the United States Congress outlawed the production and release of further Land Before Time films.
Stem Cells Fix Man’s Broken Heart
Pepe The King Prawn Enters Rehab for Fentanyl Addiction
Comedy on a Cruise Ship
I’m on the Holland America Oosterdam doing four weeks of comedy shows in Southeast Alaska. Over 3,000 people from 40 plus countries are working and vacationing together on one ship each week.
Comedian Marc Yaffee to Host New Podcast “How Does That Happen?”
Stand-up comedian Marc Yaffee announced that he will be producing and co-hosting a new podcast called “How Does That Happen” beginning in early 2019.
The show will feature guests who claim particularly odd world records and others in the process of setting records of an obscure or funny nature.
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“Reno 911: The Opera!” To Debut August 12
The Sparks Metropolitan Theatre Company has begun rehearsals for an operatic adaptation of Comedy Central’s hit series Reno 911.
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