Barely Conscious Joe Biden Found Trapped Under Pile of Dirty Laundry
After #WhereIsJoe began trending on Twitter last Friday, concerned friends and family requested that local authorities conduct a welfare check on the Democratic presidential frontrunner. At the time of arrival, the door was found to be unlocked. After repeated...
According to Science, Joe Biden Made of 60% Play-Doh
Hillary Clinton Retires From Politics to Open “Blue Waffle” Cafe
In a surprising announcement, Democratic politician Hillary Clinton has announced her retirement from politics to open her dream cafe – The Blue Waffle.
After DOW Jones Collapse, President Donald J. Trump Shot into the Sun
After the DOW Jones lost over 1,000 points, sitting president Donald J. Trump was loaded into a very big cannon and shot into the sun.
KFC Hires John Bolton to Portray Colonel Sanders in New Ad Campaign
According to sources, former U.S. National Security Advisor John Bolton has taken a position with KFC portraying Colonel Sanders.
FDA Set to Ban Stem Cell Vaping
Amid growing health and safety concerns for the public, the United States’ Food and Drug Administration has announced plans to ban the recent practice of stem cell vaping.
Ukrainian President Rates Trump’s Call a “C+ at Best”
SCANDAL! – Bernie Sanders Buys 4th House
Liberal Loses Sense of Humor
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Amid Calls from Liberals, Spic and Span Cleaning Products to Change Name and Logo to Something More Ethnically Sensitive
Spic and Span has announced they will change their name and logo, acknowledging the brand’s origins rooted in racial hatred of Latinos.
Local Man Stunned to Learn “Babe: Pig in the City” Not About a Cop
A local Washington man was stunned to learn that the film, “Babe: Pig in the City” was, in fact, not about a police officer.
“Reno 911: The Opera!” To Debut August 12
The Sparks Metropolitan Theatre Company has begun rehearsals for an operatic adaptation of Comedy Central’s hit series Reno 911.
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