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K-Y Introduces New Kosher Personal Lubricant

by Alex Chambers | Apr 8, 2020 | Culture, Health, Love, Press Releases, Products, Religion

Just in time for Passover, personal lubricant producer K-Y rolled out their new line of Kosher-certified silicone and water-based sex jellies.

Crazed Gunman Shoots Up Church of Scientology, Nobody Cares

by Alex Chambers | Apr 4, 2020 | Community, Crime, Religion, Weaponry

Apparently, over 3 weeks ago, a crazed gunman entered the Church of Scientology headquarters in LA and opened fire, killing 42 people. However, nobody even noticed!

Donald Trump Ascends Into Heaven

by Alex Chambers | Aug 24, 2019 | Celebrities, Comedy, Politics, Religion

Early Saturday Morning, to the shock and dismay of Libtards and Snowflakes across the US, President Donald J. Trump ascended into heaven. Amid a choir of angels, our dear leader transcended this plane and now sits at the right hand of The Father, reuniting the once frayed consubstantial trinity.

Pat Robertson Attributes Las Vegas Grasshopper Invasion to “Pact with Satan”

by Alex Chambers | Jul 28, 2019 | Animals, Comedy, Religion

An invasion of grasshoppers descended on Las Vegas this past week, taking over the Strip and several of the city’s most popular tourist spots, including the night skies above the Luxor hotel and casino. And right on cue, televangelist Pat Robertson was ready to play the blame game.

“Amazing Atheist” TJ Kirk Converts to Scientology

by Alex Chambers | Apr 27, 2019 | Celebrities, Counterculture, Religion, Science

In a surprising move, famed anti-religious YouTube personality “The Amazing Atheist” has announced he has converted to Scientology.

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