Vulture Lands on Biden’s Podium During Televised Campaign Speech
During a recent televised public address, a menacing vulture landed on Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s podium.
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Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick Sacrifices Self to Volcano
After his pleas to save the U.S. economy fell on deaf ears, Dan Patrick threw himself into the Mauna Loa volcano in Hawaii.
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“Birdie Sanders” Comes Clean in New Tell-all Book
In a scathing new tell-all book, a bird affectionately known to some as “Birdie Sanders” claims he was hired by the senator’s presidential campaign as a ploy to lend credibility to Sanders’ 2016 presidential bid.
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Hillary Clinton Retires From Politics to Open “Blue Waffle” Cafe
In a surprising announcement, Democratic politician Hillary Clinton has announced her retirement from politics to open her dream cafe – The Blue Waffle.
Read MoreNancy Pelosi’s Top 5 Beauty Secrets Revealed (You Won’T Believe Number 4!)
Find out the top 5 beauty secrets that Democratic Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi uses to maintain her youthful, vibrant look!
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