DJ Flume – “I Have Pink Eye”
Australian DJ and record producer Harley Edward Streten, known professionally as Flume, announced late Wednesday evening that he has contracted a severe case of pink eye.
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Author: Alex Chambers
“Playa Lung” Class Action Lawsuit Filed After Annual Burning Man Festival Comes to a Close
Early Tuesday morning, a local Reno-based law firm filed a class-action lawsuit against The Burning Man Project; the non-profit organization that produces the annual Burning Man festival.
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100th Instagram Influencer Falls Into Grand Canyon This Year
Local authorities and park rangers have confirmed that the 100th Instagram influencer has fallen to their death this year.
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FOX Announces New Show “Pedophile Island” to Begin Filming at Jeffrey Epstein’s Property
Early this morning, the Fox Network announced they would begin filming their hot new reality show Pedophile Island next Saturday.
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Mexicans Collectively Admit “We Are Talking Shit About You”
Since the dawn of time, white people the world over have questioned if Spanish-speaking Mexicans were, in fact, talking shit about them behind their backs. Today, in a historic announcement, all Mexicans collectively admitted that, yes, they are.
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