Donald Trump – “My Pillow” May Cure Coronavirus
According to a recent announcement by President Donald Trump, buying your very own “My Pillow” may help cure coronavirus.
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Category: Business
Amid Calls from Liberals, Spic and Span Cleaning Products to Change Name and Logo to Something More Ethnically Sensitive
Spic and Span has announced they will change their name and logo, acknowledging the brand’s origins rooted in racial hatred of Latinos.
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Nevada Brothels Prepare to Offer Social Distanced Services Upon Reopening
With the phased reopening of businesses in the state of Nevada underway, the Nevada sex industry is prepping its own guidelines for reopening its members’ doors.
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Freshly Meal Subscription Service introduces New “Freshly Broke” Discount cuisine
Meal subscription service Freshly introduces new “Freshly Broke” discount cuisine delivery for recently-destitute singles with major depression.
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Hillary Clinton Retires From Politics to Open “Blue Waffle” Cafe
In a surprising announcement, Democratic politician Hillary Clinton has announced her retirement from politics to open her dream cafe – The Blue Waffle.
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KFC Hires John Bolton to Portray Colonel Sanders in New Ad Campaign
According to sources, former U.S. National Security Advisor John Bolton has taken a position with KFC portraying Colonel Sanders.
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Boost Mobile Introduces “Shaniqua” Virtual Assistant
After several months of beta testing, Boost Mobile’s virtual assistant “Shaniqua” is officially making her debut on the cellular company’s platform.
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Facebook Pulls All Content, Bans Everyone Indefinitely
Facebook users awoke to find every piece of content they’d ever posted had been flagged for violations of community standards, and consequently, they had been banned from the platform indefinitely.
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Corporations Relieved Pride Month Has Come To An End
After a grueling month of corporate pandering, virtue signaling, and cause marketing, many corporate executives admit they’re happy that Pride Month has finally ended.
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California Going Too Far with Medical Regulations
California medical regulations are needlessly complicating the process for business owners, doctors, and patients; all under the guise of safety.
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