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“Reno 911: The Opera!” To Debut August 12

by Marc Yaffee | Jun 10, 2020 | Comedy, Community, Entertainment, Television

The Sparks Metropolitan Theatre Company has begun rehearsals for an operatic adaptation of Comedy Central’s hit series Reno 911.

Comedy Writers Exhausted Trying to Keep Up With Trump

by Alex Chambers | Apr 1, 2020 | Comedy, Health, Politics

With the endless amount of nonsensical things that comes out of Donald Trump’s mouth, satirical comedy writers are beginning to suffer from exhaustion.

Marc Yaffee – An Alaskan Tour to Remember

by Marc Yaffee | Oct 28, 2019 | Celebrities, Comedy, Entertainment

After 20 years in stand-up comedy, with shows in 43 states and 11 countries, I would definitely rank my latest Alaskan tour among my favorite weeks in my comedy career.

Disgruntled Lesbians & Genderqueer Activists Burn Dave Chappelle at the Stake

by Alex Chambers | Sep 17, 2019 | Activism, Celebrities, Comedy, Counterculture, Crime, Human Interest

On Monday evening, a coven of disgruntled lesbians and genderqueer activists kidnapped Dave Chappelle from his home and burned the helpless comic at the stake.

Marc Yaffee: Temporary Stardom

by Marc Yaffee | Sep 12, 2019 | Celebrities, Comedy, Entertainment

Cruise ship comedy is a peculiar form of entertainment. It has the power to propel a relative unknown from obscurity to mini-stardom and back to anonymity all in one week.

100th Instagram Influencer Falls Into Grand Canyon This Year

by Alex Chambers | Sep 1, 2019 | Celebrities, Comedy, Community, Human Interest, Nature

Local authorities and park rangers have confirmed that the 100th Instagram influencer has fallen to their death this year.

Mexicans Collectively Admit “We Are Talking Shit About You”

by Alex Chambers | Aug 25, 2019 | Comedy, Community, Human Interest

Since the dawn of time, white people the world over have questioned if Spanish-speaking Mexicans were, in fact, talking shit about them behind their backs. Today, in a historic announcement, all Mexicans collectively admitted that, yes, they are.

Donald Trump Ascends Into Heaven

by Alex Chambers | Aug 24, 2019 | Celebrities, Comedy, Politics, Religion

Early Saturday Morning, to the shock and dismay of Libtards and Snowflakes across the US, President Donald J. Trump ascended into heaven. Amid a choir of angels, our dear leader transcended this plane and now sits at the right hand of The Father, reuniting the once frayed consubstantial trinity.

New Study Suggests 2 Out of 5 People You Know May Drink V8

by Alex Chambers | Aug 22, 2019 | Comedy, Human Interest

According to a shocking new study released by Harvard Medical School, nearly 2 out of every 5 people you know may be drinking V8 without your knowledge.

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