Celebrities

Disgruntled Lesbians & Genderqueer Activists Burn Dave Chappelle at the Stake

by Alex Chambers | Sep 17, 2019 | Activism, Celebrities, Comedy, Counterculture, Crime, Human Interest

On Monday evening, a coven of disgruntled lesbians and genderqueer activists kidnapped Dave Chappelle from his home and burned the helpless comic at the stake.

Marc Yaffee: Temporary Stardom

by Marc Yaffee | Sep 12, 2019 | Celebrities, Comedy, Entertainment

Cruise ship comedy is a peculiar form of entertainment. It has the power to propel a relative unknown from obscurity to mini-stardom and back to anonymity all in one week.

DJ Flume – “I Have Pink Eye”

by Alex Chambers | Sep 4, 2019 | Celebrities, Counterculture, Entertainment, Health, Medical, Music, Press Releases

Australian DJ and record producer Harley Edward Streten, known professionally as Flume, announced late Wednesday evening that he has contracted a severe case of pink eye.

100th Instagram Influencer Falls Into Grand Canyon This Year

by Alex Chambers | Sep 1, 2019 | Celebrities, Comedy, Community, Human Interest, Nature

Local authorities and park rangers have confirmed that the 100th Instagram influencer has fallen to their death this year.

FOX Announces New Show “Pedophile Island” to Begin Filming at Jeffrey Epstein’s Property

by Alex Chambers | Aug 26, 2019 | Celebrities, Crime, Entertainment, Human Interest, Media, Television

Early this morning, the Fox Network announced they would begin filming their hot new reality show Pedophile Island next Saturday.

Donald Trump Ascends Into Heaven

by Alex Chambers | Aug 24, 2019 | Celebrities, Comedy, Politics, Religion

Early Saturday Morning, to the shock and dismay of Libtards and Snowflakes across the US, President Donald J. Trump ascended into heaven. Amid a choir of angels, our dear leader transcended this plane and now sits at the right hand of The Father, reuniting the once frayed consubstantial trinity.

Joe Rogan Set to Moderate UFC Fight Between Donald Trump & Bernie Sanders

by Alex Chambers | Aug 22, 2019 | Celebrities, Entertainment, Politics, Sports

Marc Yaffee – A Comedy Force to be Reckoned With

by Alex Chambers | Aug 18, 2019 | Celebrities, Comedy, Entertainment, Press Releases

With 2019 beginning to wind down and 2020 on the horizon, it’s time to recognize a comedian who’s made big strides and an even bigger impact on the comedy scene this year. That man is Marc Yaffee.

Robert Pattinson Cast to Play Harriet Tubman in Upcoming Film

by Alex Chambers | Aug 12, 2019 | Celebrities, Entertainment, Film

After an extensive casting search, actor Robert Pattinson has been cast to play the iconic role of Harriet Tubman in the upcoming feature-length film.