Government Subsidized “Karen” program Offers Free Name Changes to Avoid Public Distain
“Reno 911: The Opera!” To Debut August 12
The Sparks Metropolitan Theatre Company has begun rehearsals for an operatic adaptation of Comedy Central’s hit series Reno 911.
Amy Cooper Determined to Finish the Job
Clandestine Toilet Paper Lab Discovered in Sun Valley, NV
A local HAZMAT team has been called to clean up a recently-discovered large scale clandestine toilet paper lab operating out of Sun Valley, Nevada.
Mayor Carolyn Goodman Begins Strangling Las Vegas Residents to Death
After her embarrassing suggestion to reopen the city of Las Vegas was met with scorn and ridicule, Mayor Carolyn Goodman began strangling random citizens to death.
Amid Coronavirus Pandemic, New York Hospitals Reach out to Volunteers for Homemade Body Bags
Amid cries for help from overwhelmed doctors, nurses, and coroners, hospitals have begun reaching out to the public to supply homemade body bags.
Local Pervert Disappointed with Free PornHub Premium Membership
Boise, Idaho - Late Thursday afternoon, a local pervert took to Twitter to express his disappointment in his free PornHub Premium Membership. Matthew Horton, a janitor at a local Chuck E. Cheese, told his 8 followers that his experience with the online pornography...
Crazed Gunman Shoots Up Church of Scientology, Nobody Cares
Apparently, over 3 weeks ago, a crazed gunman entered the Church of Scientology headquarters in LA and opened fire, killing 42 people. However, nobody even noticed!
Facebook Pulls All Content, Bans Everyone Indefinitely
Facebook users awoke to find every piece of content they’d ever posted had been flagged for violations of community standards, and consequently, they had been banned from the platform indefinitely.
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In a desperate bid to secure “the gay vote” in the 2020 presidential election, Donald Trump announced he would pardon Tiger King Joe Exotic.
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Donald Trump – “My Pillow” May Cure Coronavirus
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Family Dog Caught In Possession of Sample Ballot
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During a recent televised public address, a menacing vulture landed on Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s podium.
National Strippers’ Union to Phase out Police Uniforms
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