Category: Community
“Reno 911: The Opera!” To Debut August 12
The Sparks Metropolitan Theatre Company has begun rehearsals for an operatic adaptation of Comedy Central’s hit series Reno 911.
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Clandestine Toilet Paper Lab Discovered in Sun Valley, NV
A local HAZMAT team has been called to clean up a recently-discovered large scale clandestine toilet paper lab operating out of Sun Valley, Nevada.
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Mayor Carolyn Goodman Begins Strangling Las Vegas Residents to Death
After her embarrassing suggestion to reopen the city of Las Vegas was met with scorn and ridicule, Mayor Carolyn Goodman began strangling random citizens to death.
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Amid Coronavirus Pandemic, New York Hospitals Reach out to Volunteers for Homemade Body Bags
Amid cries for help from overwhelmed doctors, nurses, and coroners, hospitals have begun reaching out to the public to supply homemade body bags.
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Local Pervert Disappointed with Free PornHub Premium Membership
Boise, Idaho – Late Thursday afternoon, a local pervert took to Twitter to express his...
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Crazed Gunman Shoots Up Church of Scientology, Nobody Cares
Apparently, over 3 weeks ago, a crazed gunman entered the Church of Scientology headquarters in LA and opened fire, killing 42 people. However, nobody even noticed!
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Facebook Pulls All Content, Bans Everyone Indefinitely
Facebook users awoke to find every piece of content they’d ever posted had been flagged for violations of community standards, and consequently, they had been banned from the platform indefinitely.
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“Playa Lung” Class Action Lawsuit Filed After Annual Burning Man Festival Comes to a Close
Early Tuesday morning, a local Reno-based law firm filed a class-action lawsuit against The Burning Man Project; the non-profit organization that produces the annual Burning Man festival.
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100th Instagram Influencer Falls Into Grand Canyon This Year
Local authorities and park rangers have confirmed that the 100th Instagram influencer has fallen to their death this year.
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Mexicans Collectively Admit “We Are Talking Shit About You”
Since the dawn of time, white people the world over have questioned if Spanish-speaking Mexicans were, in fact, talking shit about them behind their backs. Today, in a historic announcement, all Mexicans collectively admitted that, yes, they are.
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