Comedy in a Divided Nation
No one doubts the United States of America is a socially frayed nation. We are struggling to find unity and common ground in an era of contradicting values, hyper-partisan politics and a toxic 24/7 news and social media cycle.
Donald Trump Melts During Rainy 4th of July Extravaganza
Donald Trump’s speech at his 4th of July “Salute to America” event ended abruptly when a sudden downpour of rain caused the president to melt.
Presidential Hopeful Bernie Sanders Shits Pants on Stage
On Tuesday morning, sources confirmed that 2020 Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders had crapped his pants on stage at a political rally the night before.
Donald Trump Awards Self Nobel Peace Prize After Single-handedly Stopping Bombing of Iran
Today, U.S. President Donald Trump officially presented himself with the highly esteemed Nobel Prize for Peace.
Pepe The King Prawn Enters Rehab for Fentanyl Addiction
Comedy on a Cruise Ship
I’m on the Holland America Oosterdam doing four weeks of comedy shows in Southeast Alaska. Over 3,000 people from 40 plus countries are working and vacationing together on one ship each week.
“Amazing Atheist” TJ Kirk Converts to Scientology
In a surprising move, famed anti-religious YouTube personality “The Amazing Atheist” has announced he has converted to Scientology.
Comedian Marc Yaffee to Host New Podcast “How Does That Happen?”
Stand-up comedian Marc Yaffee announced that he will be producing and co-hosting a new podcast called “How Does That Happen” beginning in early 2019.
The show will feature guests who claim particularly odd world records and others in the process of setting records of an obscure or funny nature.
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Donald Trump Suspended From Twitter for Release of Presidential Dick Pics
Eric Trump to Deliver DeVry Online University Commencement Address
DeVry University has tapped Trump Organization Vice President/COO and Twitter punching bag Eric Trump to deliver the commencement address to its graduating class of 2020.
Opinion: Everyone But Me Needs to Get Back to Normal
Why are you all sitting at home? Because the government told you to? Stop being a pussy. It’s time for things to get back to normal.
Clandestine Toilet Paper Lab Discovered in Sun Valley, NV
A local HAZMAT team has been called to clean up a recently-discovered large scale clandestine toilet paper lab operating out of Sun Valley, Nevada.
Nevada Brothels Prepare to Offer Social Distanced Services Upon Reopening
With the phased reopening of businesses in the state of Nevada underway, the Nevada sex industry is prepping its own guidelines for reopening its members’ doors.
Seriously, Being a Man Fucking Blows Too!
Did you know it totally fucking sucks to be a man? It’s true. Girls think having a dick is all sunshine & rainbows but that’s not the case at all!
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